...what girls will do for money...

My house is like most houses in the morning that have an entire family trying to get up and out in the morning; someone is always running late. Since my wife drives the kids to school before she goes to work, if they are running late, she is running late.

This morning, as I was walking out the door at 7:25 I heard her tell the kids that the first one that was dressed and in the car got a dollar

At 7:46 I got a call asking me where Joe's shoes are. He had left them in front of the TV in the living room. I told her I didn't know. The kids are due at school at 7:50. She is due at work at 8:00 They are tearing the house apart looking for shoes.

At 8:10 I got a call from my wife
She announces that she is going to kill my daughter.

Why?"' I ask. "Did she make you late?:
"No. She was in the car first."
"Did you give her the dollar?"
"No."
"Why not? She was dressed before Joe."
"Thats because she cheated."
"How can you cheat?"



"She hid his shoes. And she is not getting a dollar for that."

I laughed until I cried.


Peace


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