Things I don't understand...
I know that I will not be getting that application form from Mensa this year, but I think that I have been blessed with a reasonable intellect. All that being said, there are some things that I just don't understand. If anyone reads this, and might have an answer, I am all ears. Here comes the list, in no particular order....
1. Why would people look at the Red Cross, with all of the money that they spend, and all the help that they give, and complain that somehow it is not enough?
2. Why would someone I don't know, and to whom I have done no harm, do $1000 damage to my truck?
3. Why would a woman, that I think is already beautiful, decide to get a tattoo?
4. Why won't my cat poop in the litterbox instead of the end of the hallway?
5. Why would a kid choose any of the Japanese cartoons these days over Bugs Bunny?
6. Why do people pay attention to Cindy Sheehan?
7. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
8. Why am I getting Viagra and penis enlargement e mails ?
9. Where did they get my E mail adress?
10. How did they know?
11. Why does the Drum Major in my High School Alma Mater have to prove to everyone in the band that he is gay?
12. Every five minutes?
13. For an entire football game?
14. When did the aliens abduct my mother a make her a radical liberal?
15. Why couldn't the priest who presided over my wedding keep his hands off young boys?
16. Why do people think that having a gigantic hole in their ear is cool?
17. What do they think is going to happen when they are 40 and they are applying for a job at McDonalds?
18. What sane person would think it is going to be cool to have a split tongue?
19. When most of our foreign policy crisis comes from countries that treat women as property, what will we do with a woman president? Will the countries in question honor agreements made by women?
20. Why is my dog afraid of ladders?
21. Why don't black people squaredance?
22. Why don't white people have rhythm?
23. What happened to decorum in politics?
24. Why do blondes have more fun?
25. Why didn't I see a single naked person on the beach at Miami, where clothing is optional?
26. Why are we even considering rebuilding New Orleans?
27. Don't people in New Orleans have insurance?
28. Why do I only get to have 18 years with my son?
29. Will there ever be a boy that is good enough for my little girl?
30. Is there anybody out there?
Me
1. Why would people look at the Red Cross, with all of the money that they spend, and all the help that they give, and complain that somehow it is not enough?
2. Why would someone I don't know, and to whom I have done no harm, do $1000 damage to my truck?
3. Why would a woman, that I think is already beautiful, decide to get a tattoo?
4. Why won't my cat poop in the litterbox instead of the end of the hallway?
5. Why would a kid choose any of the Japanese cartoons these days over Bugs Bunny?
6. Why do people pay attention to Cindy Sheehan?
7. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
8. Why am I getting Viagra and penis enlargement e mails ?
9. Where did they get my E mail adress?
10. How did they know?
11. Why does the Drum Major in my High School Alma Mater have to prove to everyone in the band that he is gay?
12. Every five minutes?
13. For an entire football game?
14. When did the aliens abduct my mother a make her a radical liberal?
15. Why couldn't the priest who presided over my wedding keep his hands off young boys?
16. Why do people think that having a gigantic hole in their ear is cool?
17. What do they think is going to happen when they are 40 and they are applying for a job at McDonalds?
18. What sane person would think it is going to be cool to have a split tongue?
19. When most of our foreign policy crisis comes from countries that treat women as property, what will we do with a woman president? Will the countries in question honor agreements made by women?
20. Why is my dog afraid of ladders?
21. Why don't black people squaredance?
22. Why don't white people have rhythm?
23. What happened to decorum in politics?
24. Why do blondes have more fun?
25. Why didn't I see a single naked person on the beach at Miami, where clothing is optional?
26. Why are we even considering rebuilding New Orleans?
27. Don't people in New Orleans have insurance?
28. Why do I only get to have 18 years with my son?
29. Will there ever be a boy that is good enough for my little girl?
30. Is there anybody out there?
Me
posted by Troubador @ 11:45 AM
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